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The Tiniest Sample Size in Sports

Ranking every NBA team's 2025-26 close-game record, where the numbers are so small they barely qualify as numbers.

Close games, the ones decided by five points or fewer, are where we go looking for luck. The logic is straightforward: in a contest that tight, the outcome often hinges on a single bounced rebound, a borderline foul call, or whether a 38-percent three-point shooter happens to hit one more shot than usual. Over a full season, a team's record in these games tends to regress toward .500. The further a team drifts from that line, the more likely variance, not virtue, is doing the work.

This season's close-game data is, to put it gently, sparse. We are working with ones and twos. That is not a flaw in the analysis. It is the analysis.

Most Cursed by Close Games

These teams won their nail-biters. Which means, historically, they banked results they're unlikely to replicate at the same rate.

1. Memphis Grizzlies - A pristine 1-0 in close games. One game. One win. One data point doing a remarkable amount of narrative lifting.

2. Milwaukee Bucks - Also 1-0. The Bucks grabbed their lone five-point-or-fewer contest, which sounds great until you remember the coin hasn't been flipped enough times to mean anything.

3. Philadelphia 76ers - 1-0 in the clutch. For a franchise whose fans have memorized every possible way a season can go sideways, winning the only close game on the ledger is a small, fragile gift.

4. Boston Celtics - 1-0. The defending-era Celtics played one game decided by a possession or two and won it. The sample is so thin you could read a newspaper through it.

5. Oklahoma City Thunder - The outlier at the top, going 2-0. Twice the data of everyone above them, which still amounts to roughly nothing. But in a landscape of single-game records, two wins is a relative mountain.

Most Blessed by Close Games

These teams lost every close game they played. That sounds bad. Historically, it means the universe owes them a few.

1. Miami Heat - An 0-2 close-game record leads the blessed list. Two losses in two tight finishes suggests the Heat left a win or so on the table through sheer randomness.

2. Chicago Bulls - 0-1. One close game, one loss. The basketball gods took their shot and missed, which is fitting.

3. Dallas Mavericks - 0-1. A single close-game loss. In a vacuum, meaningless. In a regression model, a quiet little promise.

4. Brooklyn Nets - 0-2, matching Miami's futility in the margins. Two games that could have swung either way both swung away.

5. Washington Wizards - 0-1. Washington lost its only close contest, which for this franchise barely registers on the suffering index.

What This Tells Us

The entire range of this season's close-game signal spans from 2-0 to 0-2. That is four games of separation between the most cursed and most blessed teams in the league. In any normal year with a fuller sample, you would see teams at 12-4 or 3-9 in close games, and the regression stories would write themselves. Here, the samples are almost comically small.

But the principle holds regardless of volume. Research going back decades shows that close-game records are among the least sticky metrics in basketball. Teams that go on heaters in tight finishes one year tend to cool off the next, and teams that lose a string of heartbreakers tend to start grabbing a few. A .500 close-game record is not a ceiling or a floor. It is gravity.

So what does this tell us heading into the playoffs? Mostly that Oklahoma City's 2-0 is the softest foundation to build confidence on, and Miami's 0-2 is the softest foundation for despair. The numbers are real. The sample just isn't.

NBA Β· Signal ranking
Close-game record
Every team ranked from most cursed (top, red) to most blessed (bottom, green) by this single isolated signal.
1
Memphis Grizzlies
-1.00
2
Milwaukee Bucks
-1.00
3
Philadelphia 76ers
-1.00
4
Boston Celtics
-1.00
5
Oklahoma City Thunder
-1.00
6
Minnesota Timberwolves
-0.83
7
Atlanta Hawks
-0.75
8
Denver Nuggets
-0.75
9
Golden State Warriors
-0.67
10
LA Clippers
-0.67
11
Portland Trail Blazers
-0.67
12
Toronto Raptors
-0.67
13
Cleveland Cavaliers
-0.67
14
New York Knicks
-0.63
15
Indiana Pacers
-0.50
16
Utah Jazz
-0.50
17
Sacramento Kings
-0.50
18
Charlotte Hornets
-0.50
19
Los Angeles Lakers
-0.50
20
Orlando Magic
-0.43
21
Houston Rockets
-0.40
22
Detroit Pistons
-0.40
23
Phoenix Suns
-0.20
24
San Antonio Spurs
-0.13
25
New Orleans Pelicans
0.00
26
Washington Wizards
0.00
27
Brooklyn Nets
0.00
28
Dallas Mavericks
0.00
29
Chicago Bulls
0.00
30
Miami Heat
0.00
Cursed (below league average) Blessed
Source: CURSD CLS
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