This is the Premier League xG table you won't find on FBref. Every Premier League season, some teams finish above where their xG stats say they should be, and some finish below. The CURSD Luck Score (CLS) quantifies that gap. We simulate every match thousands of times using expected goals (xG) to derive expected points (xPTS), then compare to the actual Premier League standings. The model tracks 7 signals per team: xPTS delta (25%), finishing luck (are they converting chances above or below expected rate?), defensive luck, shot volume dominance, discipline, injury burden, and opponent scheduling strength. A team that dominates xG but keeps losing tight games will show up as cursed. A team that keeps nicking 1-0 wins from 0.4 xG will show up as blessed. Updated daily with full match-level football stats from API-Football.