
Newcastle Articles
11 pieces of CURSD analysis
⚽ Premier League·October 17, 2026
The xG Told a Different Story: Newcastle 0-1 Aston Villa
xG: Newcastle 1.1 - 1.6 Aston Villa. Newcastle on the wrong side of finishing variance. Score: 0-1.
⚽ Premier League·October 12, 2026
Newcastle Won the xG Battle. Lost the Match.
Newcastle created 1.9 xG but lost 4-1. The xG gap of 0.3 tells a different story.
⚽ Premier League·September 19, 2026
Newcastle 2-1 Hull City: The Scoreline Lied About Hull City
Hull City created 0.0 xG but lost 2-1. The xG gap of 0.0 tells a different story.
⚽ Premier League·September 14, 2026
How Newcastle Got Completely Cursed Against Leeds
Newcastle created 0.0 xG but lost 4-1. The xG gap of 0.0 tells a different story.
🏆 epl·September 8, 2026
FPL Regression Watch — Gameweek 3: Sell, Buy, Hold
2 attackers running ahead of their xG, 5 attackers running behind. The CURSD finishing-variance read on every Premier League team's most-owned FPL assets.
⚽ Premier League·September 5, 2026
The xG Told a Different Story: Bournemouth 2-2 Newcastle
xG: Newcastle 0.0 - 0.0 Bournemouth. Bournemouth on the wrong side of finishing variance. Score: 2-2.
⚽ Premier League·May 17, 2026
West Ham Lose Despite Matching Newcastle on xG
Newcastle 3-1 West Ham (xG: 1.7-0.9). The numbers match the result.
⚽ Premier League·May 10, 2026
Nottingham Forest 1-1 Newcastle: Both Teams Got What They Earned
Nottingham Forest 1-1 Newcastle (xG: 1.2-1.6). The numbers match the result.
⚽ Premier League·May 2, 2026
Newcastle 3-1 Brighton: Brighton Left Wondering What Went Wrong
Newcastle 3-1 Brighton (xG: 3.3-1.6). The numbers match the result.
⚽ Premier League·April 25, 2026
Arsenal 1-0 Newcastle: Were Newcastle Cursed? CURSD Match Report
CURSD Luck Score: Newcastle Cursed (-53) | Arsenal Lucky (+53). xG: 0.64-0.91.
⚽ Premier League·April 18, 2026
Newcastle 1-2 Bournemouth: CURSD Match Report
xG: 1.65-3.03. Newcastle Unlucky (-26) | Bournemouth Lucky (+26).